"Kidz Bop - Hotline Bling (Single) (HQ Audio)" is a high quality FLAC of the single version of Kidz Bop's cover of "Hotline Bling" by Drake. It was originally uploaded to the Music - Topic channel, with the title "Hotline Bling", but was taken down with the rest of the channel. It was then reuploaded to the RecordCollector1972 channel, but without the Music - Topic format seen in the original video.
Jokes[]
Several jokes are added throughout the song:
| Time | Joke | Source(s) |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | "I don't like goblins" scene | JonTron's review of Takeshi's Challenge |
| 0:13 | Goblins (Alex Jones REMIX) | placeboing |
| 0:14 | In the recordcollector1972 upload, the word 'Hotline" on the album cover slowly switches to "Goblin". | |
| 0:28 | DK Rap | George Andreas, Chris Sutherland, and Grant Kirkhope |
| 0:36 | ??? | ??? |
| 0:46 | Rappin' for Jesus | Brian Spinney |
| 0:49 | Everyone type in the chat... | Keemstar |
| 1:33 | Joel's reaction to 7 GRAND DAD | Vinesauce Joel |
| 1:39 | "I'm gay!" - iDubbbz | Edward Watermelon-Hands |
The original version of "Hotline Bling" can also be heard at the end at 1:47.
Lyrics[]
After that, the sea floor split open and swallowed the Caribbean, earthquakes ravaged the west coast of America, and goblins were still really, REALLY scary!
Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like goblins!
I don't want to see him (Uaaaaahh-) kissing goblins, (kissing goblins)
ingratiating goblins, (ingratiating goblins)
succubus with goblins, (succubus with goblins)
in bed with a goblin.
(in bed with a goblin) I don't want to see him kissing goblins, (kissing goblins)
ingratiating goblins, (ingratiating goblins)
succubus with goblins, (succubus with goblins)
in bed with a goblin. (in bed with a goblin)
Donkey Kong!
He can fire in spurts.
He-he's finally back
and his p*-**s hurts.
His c**k's so big.
(muffled screaming)
Coconut gun.
It's- (Fire in spurts. Coconut gun.) It isn't funny.
He's faster, stronger, and bigger.
That's cuz Jesus Christ is my- N****r!
This Kong is gay.
He digs dudes.
The first member of the KKK crew. HUAH!
P**s. P**s-p**s. P**s yourself.
𝔭𝔦𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔰𝔰𝔰.
He has sex with bees.
His p***s can shrink.
Th-th-th-th, this Kong needs bleach to drink.
He's [???] for bees to consent Kong drinks.
But beware,
he's after n****rs [???].
He has no style, he has no grace,
Th-th-th-th this Kong has c*m on his face.
He can handstand, inside of you,
and stretch his c**k out, when he needs to.
Grand Dad!? (x2)
I'm gay!
Grand Dad!?
(silence)
DK. Donkey Kong.
Trivia[]
- The recordcollector1972 upload was originally titled "Kidz Bop - Hotline Bling (HQ Audio)", but was changed to reflect the album of choice used.