"John Duncan - Blind Date (Part 1): Radio Broadcast (HQ Audio)" is a high quality FLAC of the infamous recording "Blind Date (Part 1): Radio Broadcast" by John Duncan.
Jokes[]
The advertised track has been edited in the style of a "spadinner" YTP (or a "SpongeBob / Drake & Josh Edited" video).
Audio source list[]
| Time | Word(s) | Source |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | "BIG A**" | "Explosivo" by Tenacious D |
| 0:02 | "Porn" | "The Internet Is for Porn" by Avenue Q Ensemble |
| 0:02, 0:45 | "hard f**king?" | "Hard F**king" by Tenacious D |
| 0:03 - 0:04 | "f**k / my butthole" | "The Original Grandmas Kisses" by Greenday12688 |
| 0:05, 0:25, 0:35 | "f**k my a**" | "Drive-Thru" by Tenacious D |
| 0:07, 0:20, 0:46 | "F**kin'" | "Inward Singing" by Tenacious D |
| 0:07, 0:10, 0:30 | "Gay" | "I'm Gay" by Holland Boys |
| 0:12 | "horny" | "Lithium" by Nirvana |
| 0:13 | "f**KIN'" | "Inward Singing" |
| "P***S" | ??? | |
| 0:14, 0:45 - 0:46 | "all f**king night" | "Inward Singing" |
| 0:16 | "Suck" (repeated for 2 seconds) | "Kickapoo" by Tenacious D |
| 0:18 | "P***S!" | Coach Buzzcut, from the Beavis and Butt-Head episode "No Laughing Part 2" |
| 0:20 | "piece of s**t" | "Inward Singing" |
| 0:22, 0:32, 0:58 | "C*m" | "Big Balls" by AC/DC |
| 0:22 | "on my chest" | "Rock Your Socks" by Tenacious D |
| 0:23 | "Mmm" | Morshu from Link: The Faces of Evil |
| 0:28 | "whack off!" | "At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler |
| 0:31 | "I'm gonna" | "F**k Her Gently" by Tenacious D |
| 0:33, 1:02 | "what the hell?" | "CrackHead Thief #2 HD 😂COMEDY😂 ( David Spates )" by David Spates |
| 0:38 | "dildoes" | "At a Medium Pace" |
| 0:40 | "F**kin' d**k" | "Inward Singing" |
| 0:43 | "The Philippines" | Tourettes' Guy |
| 0:54 | "B**BS" | Jiraiya, from Naruto: The Abridged Series |
| 0:55 | "and" | ??? |
| "PINGAS" | Dr. Robotnik, from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode "Boogey-Mania" | |
| 1:03 | [audio of Josh gasping over and over] | "Drake and Josh - The Bet Edited" by MovieEdits and SpongyPantsEditor |
| 1:05 | "WHAT THE F**K?!" (slowed) | JB, from the Tenacious D episode "The Search for Inspirado" |
Transcript[]
Men are taught to respond to BIG A** Porn with hard f**king?
They also f**k my butthole.
Teaching men to f**k my a** is f**kin' gay.
If you are a parent with a male child, you're gay.
I was very horny. I was f**KIN' P***S all f**king night.
Suck, suck, suck, suck
When I lost that P***S, I saw myself as a f**kin' piece of s**t.
Unable to c*m on my chest (mmm), I wanted to f**k my a** as thoroughly as I could.
I decided to whack off, but that wasn't gay.
I'm gonna c*m in a dead body. (what the hell?)
I made arrangements to f**k my a**.
I was bodily thrown out of several dildo shops before meeting a f**kin' d**k who set me up with a mortician's assistant in The Philippines.
Hard f**king all F**KIN' night could be a dollar, paid to the mortician's assistant.
The corpse was a woman who I guess to be in her mid-30's with no disfigurements, all B**BS and PINGAS- tached, lying on a table covered with white c*m.
What you're about to hear is the sound of my having sex with it. (What?)
[Audio of Josh gasping over and over, taken from "Drake and Josh - The Bet Edited", plays, with it made to sound like sex sounds.]
WWWHHHAAATTT TTTHHHEEE FFF******KKK?!